Guard Dog Fan Gifts

Make my day.

"Going to the beach with Master is not all that much fun: My job is to guard his stuff while he goes for a swim..."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

No Soliciting

No littering...

Santa Dog

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

"That's just not the real me."

Museum of Bones

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

Animal immigration

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

Pets christmas tree

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

Dog

No Dogs.

"He's taken it badly. Been a working dog all his life."

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.