Guard Dog Owner Mugs

'Relax! It's you!'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Cats on Board.

No Soliciting

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"That's just not the real me."

(Beware of the dog)

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'For cryin' out loud. All I said was I thought I heard a noise outside last night!'

Beware of Dogs

Beware the Cat

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

There's nothing like the real thing!

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

'Hey, where's my dog?'

'It's over there behind the...'

Dog Funerals.

'Beware of Annoying Little Barking Dog.'

Rags wanted all the bones all the time.

"Going to the beach with Master is not all that much fun: My job is to guard his stuff while he goes for a swim..."

'He's always on heightened alert.'

"I'm afraid I may have murdered the trees."

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

Make my day.

'I didn't authorize any remodeling work.'

'I was wrong...you can teach an old dog new tricks.'

'But couldn't you leave the ends of the stitches a little shorter...'