Guard Dog Admirer Mugs

'Thank you for believing in me.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

No Soliciting

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Meow"

No, I don

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"That's the preacher's dog."

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

"We should get out to the country more often."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

There are no rats with collars...

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Fifty Shades of Gray

"That's just not the real me."

Flea Philosophy.

"Okay, who's purring?"

Dogs and Chickens

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Hyenas as Pets

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"Wow, these are good!"

It's for you.