Working Dog Admirer Mugs

The Sheepdog Trials

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"He was a very good boy."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Meow"

No, I don

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

I'm sure it's fake.

There are no rats with collars...

Fifty Shades of Gray

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"We should get out to the country more often."

Flea Philosophy.

"Okay, who's purring?"

Hyenas as Pets

Your resume looks great

Dogs and Chickens

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

It's for you.