Guard Dog Appreciator Gifts

"If you ever have any problems Mrs Wimslow, you'll find my Colin very approachable."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Theatre Masks and Butts

Family with pets.

No Soliciting

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"That's just not the real me."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

(Beware of the dog)

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

Guide Dogs

Waaahhh. Please, Milo. Stop crying. Look, Milo. I'm making a funny face. Waah. I'm waving my arms in the air! Waah. I'm pouring burning coffee on my head. Waaah. Waaaaaaaahhh. Look at this dog. Isn't it disgusting and hairy wairy? Humiliating on every level. Giggle.

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

'For cryin' out loud. All I said was I thought I heard a noise outside last night!'

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

Beware of Dogs

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

"I was just trying to be nice when I said their min-pin was cute and that I wanted one. It didn't mean anything."

'I'm trained to sniff out trouble, if you know what I mean.'

Seeing-eye dog begs for master.

"This 'Custodians of the Countryside' thing has probably gone far enough..."

"He's my best friend, but not my BFF."

'He's always on heightened alert.'

"Remember laps?"