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Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

'How did you train him so well?'

'It's a dogwood tree. I can tell by it's bark.'

What it takes to be a leader.

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'The batter's crowding the plate. Try dusting him off at the knees. If that doesn't work, throw it high and inside. If he still won't back off, charge the plate and bite him.'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

Guide Dogs

'Thanks for helping me load the dishwasher - now would you please take the cat out before starting it up!'

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

"You taught me how to sit, roll over and fetch, Roger. In appreciation, I'd like to share with you a few things I've learned about hedge fund management!"

Village Pet Shop.

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

"Well I think we can safely rule out the idea of seeing-eye lemmings."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

"Well, it's 3 degrees outside: let's see what excuse Master will come up with this time to cancel our walk..."

Women with her children of leashes passes dog walker with dogs so well trained they have no leashes.

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

Balloon Dog

"I didn't it, I read it, so guess who just graduated cum laude from Dinsdale High?"