New Guide Dog Gifts

'Long time, no see!'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"All the celebrities come here."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'...and talk about lazy!'

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

'How did you train him so well?'

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

"Yes, it's free and simple, but a walk with master every day means the world to me...."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

Guide Dogs

"Booby Traps!"

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

Seeing eye dog tests.

"The guru us out. That's a link to Wikipedia."

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

A Magic carpet for the Guide dogs.

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

The seeing-eye cat.

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

"Well I think we can safely rule out the idea of seeing-eye lemmings."

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

Remember, he's simple - It's not WHAT you bark at him, it's the TONE you use when you bark at him.

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

Morning Routine