Hellhound Admirer Gifts

Hell's fan...

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

My horse for a kingdom.

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

Say, I just had a thought

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

The Mythical Unicorn.

'Wow, I love the tan line! Looks like somebody had a little extended vacation in the sun.'

Needles vs Covid

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

Where Zebra's Come From.

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

Driving Tours

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

Horses are nervous animals. . .

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

'Sure, the farmer always shouts or whistles at me, but deep down, he's a softy...'

Nag, Nag, Nag.

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

Mr. Punch's illustrations to Shakespeare.

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"Some of my best friends are black and white."

'When I close my eyes I can almost forget that I'm...I can't even say it...a horse