Hellhound Admirer Gifts

Hell's fan...

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

My horse for a kingdom.

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

The Mythical Unicorn.

Where Zebra's Come From.

Needles vs Covid

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

Driving Tours

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'Wow, I love the tan line! Looks like somebody had a little extended vacation in the sun.'

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

Horses are nervous animals. . .

'Sure, the farmer always shouts or whistles at me, but deep down, he's a softy...'

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

A horse painting a self-portrait.

Mr. Punch's illustrations to Shakespeare.

Aged Centaur.

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

"Some of my best friends are black and white."

Nag, Nag, Nag.

'When I close my eyes I can almost forget that I'm...I can't even say it...a horse