Holy Hound Admirer Gifts

'...and God created canine in his own image.'

Love a Mutt

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"That's the preacher's dog."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

My horse for a kingdom.

Say, I just had a thought

Your angel is always with you

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Four

The Mythical Unicorn.

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

'Wow, I love the tan line! Looks like somebody had a little extended vacation in the sun.'

Where Zebra's Come From.

Driving Tours

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

'You've all been whining a lot lately, so this week's sermon is from the 'Book of Lamentations'....'

Mr. Punch's illustrations to Shakespeare.

Aged Centaur.

Nag, Nag, Nag.

"It has a nice, divine quality without being overly liturgical."

Snuggie of Turin

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

'What do you mean 'IamThePope.com' is already taken?!? By who!?!'