Heartfelt Hound Fan Gifts

Love a Mutt

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"You look like you could use a hug."

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

World Cup Fan.

Mr. Tickle makes his move...

"I wish I could hug you."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Four

Free Hugs

"Alien sandwich!"

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Masochistic Soccer Fan

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

Hugging Technique #14

'It's only a checkup!'

'Meet my significant other.'

There's nothing like the real thing!

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

Bear Hug

"I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart."

huntsman with hounds

"My relationship attachment style is Velcro."

'I'm not sure I can trust this new dog of mine.'

(The King: A recent sighting) (Why, accordin' to this here resume, you ain't nothin' but a houn' dog.)

"Yes, I suppose I do believe there's a big kennel in the sky."

I'm impressed with my new pointer!