Heroic Hound Appreciator Gifts

'That was fun!'

Love a Mutt

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

Meet the Artist.

"Yes, I suppose I do believe there's a big kennel in the sky."

"Thank goodness we chose a rescue cat."

"He's always been a little needy, but the despair is new."

'Need money, don't make me beg!'

'Pardon me for saying, but you look like a husky to me.'

"He's got an amazing sense of direction. He ate my GPS."

"I was attacked by a bunch of sailors who stole my rum barrel!"

Hounds of Heck!

'...and God created canine in his own image.'

'I'll be your best friend, but nothing kinky.'

'Him? He saves drowning cats!'

"I know, 'You can't take it with you'—but we make exceptions for favorite toys."

"Begging's not my thing."

'Say, what happened to my plastic popping frog?'

"If you ever have any problems Mrs Wimslow, you'll find my Colin very approachable."