Hound Hero Gifts

'That was fun!'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Cat in Tree.

"What about the five that fell through?"

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Lasso

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Zdeno Chara

Litter.

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

Guide Dogs

Working in recovery of Hurricane

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

Goalie Wall.

You look like a team player. I like that!

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

Canadian Jesus

'I smell anal glands!'

'The two most depressing comments one can hear...'

I love hockey!

Princess Anne

Hardly Likely.

"This is a tough hockey league. I'm just the team's webmaster."

"That's right, I was on death row at the pound, but they came and adopted me! I am forever grateful..."

The Zealous Huntsman