Horsemanship Hero Gifts

Hardly Likely.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

Lasso

Watering the garden in the rain.

Say speed

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

The Workaholics Building

Bring It On!

Healthy.

"Yes, you do go the extra mile for this company. But you've been going in the wrong direction."

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

Centaur Sprinter

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

Planner at work.

Way to go

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'