Horse Hero Gifts

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'That was fun!'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Cat in Tree.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Lasso

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Zdeno Chara

Say speed

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

Professional football.

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

"I don't care if your mother is watching on telly, just get the ball in the net!"

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Planner at work.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

Way to go

Goalie Wall.

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

Working in recovery of Hurricane

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

You look like a team player. I like that!

A man working on a model airplane