Horse Hero Pillows

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'That was fun!'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Cat in Tree.

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Your heart is doing well with the pig valve we put in. Now, what was your question?

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Lasso

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Say speed

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Zdeno Chara

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

Professional football.

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

"I don't care if your mother is watching on telly, just get the ball in the net!"

Planner at work.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Way to go

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

Working in recovery of Hurricane

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"

Goalie Wall.

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

You look like a team player. I like that!