Horse Race Hero Pillows

'...and try not to think about the water jump!'

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Lasso

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Centaur Sprinter

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Healthy.

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

One Man Band

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

Hurdles with Steps

It's over the hurdle not under...

Tortoise being tested for performance enhancing drugs.

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

'We don't take bets on non-finishers.'

'I should have stuck to my hunch, to stay at home.'

There's nothing like the real thing!

Princess Anne

Upon review of the finish photo, race officials discovered cheating on the part of Turf King.

The fifty metre hurdles.One of the hardest events in athletics.

Biggest Hat Award

'Where are the jockey shorts?'

Confusion at the Race

You dope, that one's for cross-country runners.

Hardly Likely.

"Never mind showing him the fence, show him the winning post."