Horse Race Hustler Pillows

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Runner going through hurdles.

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

Tortoise being tested for performance enhancing drugs.

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

'Where are the jockey shorts?'

Biggest Hat Award

"Never mind showing him the fence, show him the winning post."

Hardly Likely.

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

'Well this could be a problem.'

Tortoise eats spinach in order to compete with hare.

'Faster, our past is catching up with us!'

"Just passed the post - sadly not first, but last in the previous race!"

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

Jockeys wear top hats at Royal Ascot.

'My dad's very kind to animals. Yesterday he put his shirt on a horse that was scratched.'

'Really? I'm a professional racer too...'

"I thought you fancied the favourite."

"At this stage of your life, you need a hobby - one that will produce income."

"How is the dog training coming, dear? Oh, never mind!"