Harley Heroes Pillows

The tortoise and the Harley.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Lasso

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Zdeno Chara

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Say speed

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Way to go

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"

Goalie Wall.

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also getting compensation for closed-head injuries."

You look like a team player. I like that!

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

'What I hate most is coming home and having all those damn Harleys parked in my driveway!'

A 'failed' brake check!

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

Real men have facial hair.

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."