Harley Heroes Pillows

The tortoise and the Harley.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Lasso

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Say speed

Zdeno Chara

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Way to go

Goalie Wall.

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

Speed limit 70mph and up.

You look like a team player. I like that!

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

A 'failed' brake check!

Real men have facial hair.

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

One Man Band