Handlebar Hero Pillows

A handlebar moustache.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

The Workaholics Building

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Babies who Lunch.

Baby clinging to beard

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

"Here's a video showing how to fix a toilet. It shows a guy calling a plumber."

"You had me at pumpkin."

"Frankly, we're just keeping out heads above water."

One Man Band

A man working on a model airplane

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

Princess Anne

"I'm an entrepreneur."

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."

'Your feet are killing me!'

"... And you're absolutely certain that this isn't a mirage?"

The Zealous Huntsman

"I work twelve hours a day to make ends meat...but then I'm way too knackered to cook it!"

'Sorry I'm late, but I'm actually driving one of these things.'

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

"No stranger, this ain't the OK Corral"

'Do you or do not want to be a member of this team, Henson? If so, I suggest you go back and run to first base this time.'