Highchair Hero Pillows

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

The Hobby Store

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Cleaning Lockers.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Babies who Lunch.

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

Baby clinging to beard

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

Real men have facial hair.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

"You had me at pumpkin."

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Rapunzel on prom night.

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

Professor Axxis feels naked jogging without his toupee.

Princess Anne

Comb over club.

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

Pandemic Haircut

"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?"

Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.

"It's all right for you, my job sucks."