Highchair Hero Pillows

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

The Hobby Store

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Cleaning Lockers.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Babies who Lunch.

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

Baby clinging to beard

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"You had me at pumpkin."

Real men have facial hair.

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Rapunzel on prom night.

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

Professor Axxis feels naked jogging without his toupee.

Princess Anne

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

Comb over club.

Pandemic Haircut

Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.

"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?"