Hero With A Hobby Pillows

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"He was a very good boy."

The Hobby Store

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

"Yes, you do go the extra mile for this company. But you've been going in the wrong direction."

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

Blue-Collar Workers

A man working on a model airplane

"Look, I got a good grade because I worked hard. It's like riding a bike...stay in your seat, keep moving forward and you'll reach your goal. Unless you hit a lipstick case dropped in the middle of the road."

Nancy Wake -French resistance fighter WW11

Born to play ball.

'Charlie was badly wounded in WWII, and a everyday hero to us, so we bronzed his chair!'

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

Help - "What's in it for me?"

Catwoman // Cat Lady

'Samaritans, mission control'

Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

"Too Marvel?"

Job Safety - Valves.

'You constructed a beautiful work table. You're a talented woodworking legend in your own life.'

"Very good, Gary: 'A hero is a celebrity who did something real.'"

'And then Steve Jobs invented apple computers.'

'Help me out!"

"Daddy why are your hands so soft?" "That's because I'm effeminate son."

"That, of course, is the military solution."

'George is Jessica Ennis' biggest fan.'

Death never accounted for Mrs O'Grady's handbag.

No confused expressions - 'Hey you!'