Hairy Hero Pillows

'Ralph doesn't have a mustache. He just never trims his nose hair.'

Tattooist's Site Clearance

'Don't be upset, Mr Machisamo. Waxing is worse than this...'

Real men have facial hair.

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Lasso

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"You spoil that Hamster."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

'The fed lowered interest rates today for everybody with hair...'

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

The Marcel Wave

A man working on a model airplane

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

Rapunzel on prom night.

"Boy, she has a new look."

Princess Anne

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."