Hair-free Hero Pillows

'One good thing about baldness, it's neat.'

Haircuts

Shampoo.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

"Will I lose my hare?"

Male Pattern Baldness

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'The fed lowered interest rates today for everybody with hair...'

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

"Just even it out."

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

Real men have facial hair.

The Marcel Wave

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

Rapunzel on prom night.

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'