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"Dang! I can't believe it! Miguel's is closed!"

"Going anywhere nice to smash up on your holidays this year sir?"

'Can you tell I'm nervous?'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

Haircuts

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Shampoo.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

"Will I lose my hare?"

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

"Just even it out."

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

'Mom, Dad... you're right, it was high time to see the hairdresser!'

'You can't cancel a summit meeting because of a bad haircut!'

The Marcel Wave

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."