Hairstyle Hero Pillows

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

'That's funny sir, how did you know I used to be a wrestler?'

"Boy, she has a new look."

"According to this website, you have all the symptoms of having a mullet. Let me search for the cure."

"You can call me dude or keep the ponytail... pick one."

Haircuts

Shampoo.

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Will I lose my hare?"

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

Male Pattern Baldness

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Hedgehog/Punk Romance

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"Just even it out."

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

The Marcel Wave

Real men have facial hair.

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'