Hairpiece Hero Pillows

Professor Axxis feels naked jogging without his toupee.

Men! Pep up that fat, dull head with a swellegant, elegant toupee and tash.

"Before you go out, I've warmed your wig in the microwave!"

Haircuts

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Shampoo.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

"Will I lose my hare?"

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"Just even it out."

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

Lion Toupee

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

The Marcel Wave

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

Rapunzel on prom night.

"Number 48, "Gents wig, natural look"..."

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

Comb over club.

'Well I'm pretty hacked off myself - this headset is ruining my hair.'

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"Boy, she has a new look."

"Pssst! It's the invisible man. Try not to stare at his new hair piece."

Pandemic Haircut