Hairpiece Hero Pillows

Professor Axxis feels naked jogging without his toupee.

Men! Pep up that fat, dull head with a swellegant, elegant toupee and tash.

"Before you go out, I've warmed your wig in the microwave!"

Haircuts

Shampoo.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

"Will I lose my hare?"

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"Just even it out."

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

Lion Toupee

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

The Marcel Wave

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

Rapunzel on prom night.

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"Boy, she has a new look."

'Well I'm pretty hacked off myself - this headset is ruining my hair.'

Comb over club.

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

"Number 48, "Gents wig, natural look"..."

"Pssst! It's the invisible man. Try not to stare at his new hair piece."

Pandemic Haircut

'Termites devour my house, the kids devour the hair off my head and taxes devour all my profits... I'm at the bottom of the food chain'!

"The haircut cost $20. I only had $10 on me."