Hairpieces Pillows

"Can I keep the hairpiece on?"

A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Hair Crop Circle

Rapunzel in the Morning

Not you. Your hair.

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"Will I lose my hare?"

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

Harv works the red shift.

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Today's Rapunzel

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

The humidity plays heck with Sampson's hair.

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

A grave with an array of beauty products

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."