Hairpieces Mugs

"Can I keep the hairpiece on?"

A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Hair Crop Circle

Rapunzel in the Morning

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"Will I lose my hare?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

Harv works the red shift.

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

Today's Rapunzel

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

The humidity plays heck with Sampson's hair.

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

Lion Toupee

A grave with an array of beauty products

'Someone ought to tell Rapunzel about a good dandruff shampoo.'

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'