Hairpiece Enthusiasts Pillows

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

Love at First Sight

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Like my new haircut?"

Sheep In Curlers

Curling your hair for no reason

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Hairstyles

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

Bald man with a brush on his head

"Fashion over function!"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.