Hair Care Hero Pillows

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

"Just even it out."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"The haircut cost $20. I only had $10 on me."

"I'm wearing this head scarf until I can get my hair done."

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

Haircuts

Shampoo.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Rapunzel in the Morning

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"Will I lose my hare?"

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

Male Pattern Baldness

The Hair Stylist of Seville

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

GURLERS

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

RAPUNZELS BAD HAIR DAY.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

Medusa is at the hairdressers, her hair is being charmed by the stylist.

"It's about the 'air conditionin' - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!"

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

Wash and Go...to hell...

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"