Hair Care Hero Pillows

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

"Just even it out."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"The haircut cost $20. I only had $10 on me."

"I'm wearing this head scarf until I can get my hair done."

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

Haircuts

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Shampoo.

Rapunzel in the Morning

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

"Will I lose my hare?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Male Pattern Baldness

The Hair Stylist of Seville

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

GURLERS

RAPUNZELS BAD HAIR DAY.

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

hair brushing: 'ninety-eight,ninety-nine...One hundred.'

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"It's about the 'air conditionin' - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!"

Medusa is at the hairdressers, her hair is being charmed by the stylist.