Hair-conscious Hero Pillows

Ed uses comb-overs on his bald spots.

Haircuts

Shampoo.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Will I lose my hare?"

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

Hairstyles

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"Fashion over function!"

GURLERS

Bald man with a brush on his head

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

Hair Salon.