Hair-losing Hero Pillows

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

Haircuts

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Male Pattern Baldness

'The fed lowered interest rates today for everybody with hair...'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

Conversations With The Missing Link.

The Marcel Wave

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

Real men have facial hair.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

Rapunzel on prom night.

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"Excuse Brian, but he's started to lose his hair."

"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'