Hair-losing Hero Prints

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

Haircuts

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'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Snail Pattern Balding.

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Male Pattern Baldness

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'The fed lowered interest rates today for everybody with hair...'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

The Marcel Wave

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

Conversations With The Missing Link.

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

Real men have facial hair.

Rapunzel on prom night.

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

"Boy, she has a new look."