Hairless Hero Prints

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

A hairless man

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

'Don't be silly. It must've just been a random selection of sounds she made... How could she have called you 'an old slap head'?'

'Are you sure you haven't got your head on upside-down, sir?'

'There's one thing about baldness... it's neat!'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'The fed lowered interest rates today for everybody with hair...'

"Well, sir - shall I plait em, count em or shall we just make do with a polish?"

Oh no! My hairs falling out

'You certainly can't dispute the time I'll save in the morning,'

'I was bald by 30, invested the money saved on haircuts in the market, and retired at 50.'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

Keyworker

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Male Pattern Baldness

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Now hiring numbers wonks to keep track of all the zeroes.

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

The Marcel Wave

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

"Isn't it time you shaved that off?"

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles