Helmetless Hero Prints

'So I lost bicycle helmet. What about it?'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

Smile

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Football.

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'The fed lowered interest rates today for everybody with hair...'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

"What an amazing view!"

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also getting compensation for closed-head injuries."

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

One Man Band

"How was your day, dear?"

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."