Helmetless Hero Prints

'So I lost bicycle helmet. What about it?'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Keyworker

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

Smile

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Football.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'The fed lowered interest rates today for everybody with hair...'

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

"What an amazing view!"

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

One Man Band

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

"How was your day, dear?"

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

Encouragement from Crashed Driver