Helmet Head Hero Prints

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Like father like son.

Smile

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

"Yes, you do go the extra mile for this company. But you've been going in the wrong direction."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"That's why we wear hard hats"

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

Woodwork

"What an amazing view!"

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also getting compensation for closed-head injuries."

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."