Headgear Hero Prints

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Drool Marks

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"What old school? This is my life."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'God's speed.'

Idle parts

Smile

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Listening to Coldplay.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Car Dentistry.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

Biker At Museum

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."