Hairless Hero Gifts

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

A hairless man

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

'Don't be silly. It must've just been a random selection of sounds she made... How could she have called you 'an old slap head'?'

'Are you sure you haven't got your head on upside-down, sir?'

'There's one thing about baldness... it's neat!'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'The fed lowered interest rates today for everybody with hair...'

"Well, sir - shall I plait em, count em or shall we just make do with a polish?"

Oh no! My hairs falling out

'You certainly can't dispute the time I'll save in the morning,'

'I was bald by 30, invested the money saved on haircuts in the market, and retired at 50.'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

Keyworker

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Male Pattern Baldness

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

Now hiring numbers wonks to keep track of all the zeroes.

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

The Marcel Wave

"How was your day, dear?"

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

Real men have facial hair.