Hair-free Hero Gifts

'One good thing about baldness, it's neat.'

Haircuts

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Shampoo.

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"Will I lose my hare?"

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Male Pattern Baldness

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'The fed lowered interest rates today for everybody with hair...'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

"Just even it out."

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

Real men have facial hair.

The Marcel Wave

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

Rapunzel on prom night.

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'