Smoke-free Hero Gifts

On the bright side, Bob hadn't smoked a cigarette in 3 days.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Smokey The Tree"

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

'The fed lowered interest rates today for everybody with hair...'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Oi! '

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

Stop Smoking Program.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

Office Smoking Conflict

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

Dog Passive Smoking