Smoke-free Hero Pillows

On the bright side, Bob hadn't smoked a cigarette in 3 days.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Smokey The Tree"

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

'The fed lowered interest rates today for everybody with hair...'

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

Stop Smoking Program.

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'Oi! '

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

Office Smoking Conflict

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

Dog Passive Smoking

Would she want to know about the anti-smoking drug that he had developed? He pondered.