Ex-smoker Superhero Pillows

"I don't understand. I gave up smoking two years ago."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

Healthy Ultimatum

Scientist chides lab dogs for smoking.

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'We cured your cigarette addiction, but you now need treatment for nicotine patch addiction.'

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

No Smoking/second hand smoke kills.

"Before you put on a nicotine patch you need to take off the old one."

"You can either stop smoking now or wait until after your cremation."

'I hope the Court will take into account the fact that my client has been smoke-free for almost three months now!'

No smoking graveyard.

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

'Baby inhaling second-hand cigarette smoke on board,'

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

Man emphasizing that he has quit (colour)

'I don't go outside much since I gave up smoking. I associate it too much with having a ciggie.'

'Those 'light' cigarettes have given you 'light' cancer'

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

'Me too. Just outside for a smoke...!'

Smoking as a time bomb.

passive smoker

Cigarettes kill

'I told you smoking was bad for you.'

'I'm so proud of you, Brian - This is your fourth day without a cigarette!'