Ex-smoker Superhero Pillows

"I don't understand. I gave up smoking two years ago."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

Scientist chides lab dogs for smoking.

Healthy Ultimatum

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'We cured your cigarette addiction, but you now need treatment for nicotine patch addiction.'

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

"Before you put on a nicotine patch you need to take off the old one."

No Smoking/second hand smoke kills.

"You can either stop smoking now or wait until after your cremation."

No smoking graveyard.

'I don't go outside much since I gave up smoking. I associate it too much with having a ciggie.'

'I hope the Court will take into account the fact that my client has been smoke-free for almost three months now!'

Man emphasizing that he has quit (colour)

'Baby inhaling second-hand cigarette smoke on board,'

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

'Those 'light' cigarettes have given you 'light' cancer'

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

Smoking as a time bomb.

Cigarettes kill

passive smoker

'Me too. Just outside for a smoke...!'

'I told you smoking was bad for you.'

'I'm so proud of you, Brian - This is your fourth day without a cigarette!'

Wait Honey. Can't we at least be friends?