Quitting Smoking Champion Pillows

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Nicotine Gum

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

Smokers.

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

Scientist chides lab dogs for smoking.

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'Now remember - one of those cigarettes in the pack contains the cyanide capsule.'

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

'I gave up smoking.'

No Smoking/second hand smoke kills.

Smoker's Anonymous

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

"Before you put on a nicotine patch you need to take off the old one."

The Surgeon General's Army

Eric's nicotine patches were working!

Man carring plans

"You can either stop smoking now or wait until after your cremation."