Quit Smoking Champion Pillows

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'I'm very proud of you Andrew...You haven't smoked a cigarette all day.'

'Now remember - one of those cigarettes in the pack contains the cyanide capsule.'

"Aarrr... and this one here is to help me quit smoking."

'This people patch you prescribed doctor, it isn't working!'

Nicotine Gum

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

The smoking Gun

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

Last week, stingy caf

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

'There you are - it works!'

Packey Bar.

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

'I'm glad to see you're applying a new nicotine patch each day. By the way, they're disposable.'

Sign's there for a reason, pal!

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

'We got all the nicotine out, but now it's loaded with caffeine.'

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

Scientist chides lab dogs for smoking.

'How did you quit smoking?'

Action Plan to quit smoking

"I'm a little concerned about your smoking."

"NO SMOKING PILL"

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

"I gotta quit that."

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'