Quit Smoking Champion Gifts

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'I'm very proud of you Andrew...You haven't smoked a cigarette all day.'

'Now remember - one of those cigarettes in the pack contains the cyanide capsule.'

"Aarrr... and this one here is to help me quit smoking."

'This people patch you prescribed doctor, it isn't working!'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

The smoking Gun

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'There you are - it works!'

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

Packey Bar.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

'I'm glad to see you're applying a new nicotine patch each day. By the way, they're disposable.'

Sign's there for a reason, pal!

Scientist chides lab dogs for smoking.

'We got all the nicotine out, but now it's loaded with caffeine.'

"I'm a little concerned about your smoking."

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

"NO SMOKING PILL"

Action Plan to quit smoking

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

'How did you quit smoking?'

"I gotta quit that."

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'Just Quit Smoking.'

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'