Smoking Cessation Champion Gifts

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

'I hope the Court will take into account the fact that my client has been smoke-free for almost three months now!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

The smoking Gun

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'Cigarette?'

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Packey Bar.

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

The Dangers of Passive Smoking

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

Do you want to add something about not smoking?

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

The real cause of forest fires

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

Day by day: poison gas attacks on European children!

"You're fired, Pembroke. We're turning the office into a smoke-free environment."

'I'm glad to see you're applying a new nicotine patch each day. By the way, they're disposable.'

The Patch.

Smoking kills...

Sign's there for a reason, pal!