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'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

Scientist chides lab dogs for smoking.

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

Smokers.

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'Now remember - one of those cigarettes in the pack contains the cyanide capsule.'

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

'I gave up smoking.'

No Smoking/second hand smoke kills.

Eric's nicotine patches were working!

The Surgeon General's Army

"Before you put on a nicotine patch you need to take off the old one."

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

Man carring plans

"You can either stop smoking now or wait until after your cremation."

Man using nicotine patch incorrectly