Quit-smoking Champ T-Shirts

'I'm so proud of you, Brian - This is your fourth day without a cigarette!'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

Smokers.

Scientist chides lab dogs for smoking.

"I don't understand. I gave up smoking two years ago."

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'Now remember - one of those cigarettes in the pack contains the cyanide capsule.'

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

'I gave up smoking.'

"Before you put on a nicotine patch you need to take off the old one."

No Smoking/second hand smoke kills.

Smoker's Anonymous

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

Man carring plans

"You can either stop smoking now or wait until after your cremation."

Man using nicotine patch incorrectly