Smoke-free Champion T-Shirts

'Those 'light' cigarettes have given you 'light' cancer'

'I told you smoking was bad for you.'

"You can either stop smoking now or wait until after your cremation."

No Smoking/second hand smoke kills.

Employees at Stop smoking help line centre

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

passive smoker

"Before you put on a nicotine patch you need to take off the old one."

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

Cigarettes kill

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

'Oi! '

"Today a protest at the White House..."

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

"Shame on you - using a plastic straw!"

'You have to go where the market takes you.'

"Our forefathers died to give us our most cherished freedom. The fight to absolutely terrify every dog and cat in the land every 4th of July."

When vegans pose for photos.

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

Would she want to know about the anti-smoking drug that he had developed? He pondered.

'What can I say? The Feng Shui in the litter box was off.'

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

Healthy Ultimatum

Scientist chides lab dogs for smoking.

"I don't understand. I gave up smoking two years ago."

No smoking initiative.

No-smoking.

'Now remember - one of those cigarettes in the pack contains the cyanide capsule.'

'We cured your cigarette addiction, but you now need treatment for nicotine patch addiction.'

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

'I'm worried! I gave up smoking without any trouble!'

'Do the patches help?'