Smoke-free Warrior T-Shirts

Healthy Ultimatum

'I don't go outside much since I gave up smoking. I associate it too much with having a ciggie.'

No smoking graveyard.

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

Nicotine Gum

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

Air freshener - pollution.

Stop Smoking Program.

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Oi! '

Organic farm

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Fume detector

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

'Stupid global warming!'